Selected writing samples
from zines, sites, columns & more
What I Thought Adulthood Was: Makin’ It to the Top with Corey Hart’s Videos “Sunglasses at Night” and “Never Surrender”, from Caboose #14 My Canadian Boyfriend
I Am a Remoreseless Eating Machine, from Cul-de-sac #9 The Food Issue
A Pioneering Exposé Into Jampacked, My Zine from 1984, from Caboose #13 The Connection Issue
QOVID Operations, from The Quarantine Times
Eulogy For The Bagel, from Cul-de-sac #8
Picked For Jury Duty and Emotional Tactic, both from Caboose #12 Jury Duty
Deriving Pleasure From Jankyness, from Cul-de-sac #7
10 Radical Zines Talking Back to Trump, from Broken Pencil Magazine #82
My Day Starts With People Shouting at Me Through the Window, from Ever Evolving Bastion of Freakdom: A Quimby's Bookstore History In Words and Pictures
A Week In the Life, from Punk Planet #75
Review of Jimbo’s Inferno, from Playboy.com
Script For the National Public Satanic Thrash Metal Radio Pledge Drive, performed at 2006 Punk Planet fundraiser